Oprah has a KFC coupon available for download on her website.  I say it’s a scheme to make everyone else fat so she looks skinny.  I know your tricks Oprah… did you just touch my butt?

Get two pieces of grilled chicken, two individual sides and a biscuit!
Limited Time Download
Coupon download available from 9 a.m. CDT on May 5, 2009, to 9:59 p.m. CDT on May 6, 2009. Coupon is redeemable at participating KFC® locations in the United States from May 5, 2009 to May 19, 2009—excluding Mother’s Day, May 10, 2009.

(Via Oprah.com.)