
Chick Flicks in 140 Characters or Less – Lemondrop
Ever watch a movie and think, “I’d rather have stuck my finger in my eyeball and swirled it around for a few hours.”? Luckily, the folks over at lemondrop.com came up with Twitter style reviews of some chick flicks to save you the time of watching these crap movies.
The whole point of Twitter? It forces brevity. These book-smart Tweeters took that idea and gave themselves a fun challenge: Summarize great works of literature in a sentence or two. (Take that, Sparknotes!) For example:Catcher in the Rye: Rich kid thinks everyone is fake except his little sister. Has breakdown.
Titanic: Boy saves girl. Boy & girl have sweaty sex while you sit next to your mom in theater, horrified. Boy dies, radio plays crap song for months.