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Taiwanese Don’t Quit

Taiwanese Don’t Quit

Not that I need more reasons to be proud to be Taiwanese, but here’s a story that does just that.  TAIPEI — A 96-year-old Taiwanese man who will receive his master’s degree in philosophy this weekend said he was able to compete with younger students by pulling all-nighters before exams. Chao Mu-he, better known to [...]

Supersize You

Tube.  I love the latest trend of making online video more accessible to tv.  My tv capture card is pretty much obsolete now thanks to Hulu.  Not that I’m complaining or anything.  There are certainly worse things in life, like a 4 book series about some dumb high school girl, some vampires and werewolves. The [...]

I Believe The Children Are Our Future…

I Believe The Children Are Our Future…

and if the MTV Movie Awards are any indication of how our children will turn out, it’s going to be a depressing one.  I’m not saying Twilight was a bad movie, it’s just that if I had a choice of watching that movie or licking feet, then take your socks off and pass the Sriracha. [...]

Now Everyone Owns Some GM

Now Everyone Owns Some GM

We all knew this was coming. I’m in a Chevy Malibu rental this week and it must be the worst designed car in the history of man.  I’m about 4 ft tall (and that’s pretty tall for an asian) and my head still hits the roof of this car while I’m slouching. Seriously. NEW YORK [...]

More Wiki Fun

More Wiki Fun

Apparently, people are sick of Wikipedia being so bland with only it’s informative text and all.  Now the next time you wiki Coltrane you will get photos and music clips all on one page.   Because opening a new tab in your browser is hard work! Man my index finger is tired from all that clicking.  [...]

Wiki-tarded

Wiki-tarded

Ever read a wiki and think, “Duh, I could have written that.” Well, this post is not for you.  As a matter of fact, if you’ve ever thought that, then go screw yourself.  This post is for people who read a half a wiki and get distracted by pics like this.  If my calculations are [...]

13 Year Old Has No Social Life

13 Year Old Has No Social Life

I was in a geography bee once.  It’s a good thing I was in it too because I get asked about Timis County on a daily basis.  Plus being in a geography bee scares away all those pesky, horny teenage girls. Yang, of Griffin Middle School in The Colony, Texas, won the annual competition during [...]

Girl Possessed By Devil

Check out this video of some chick speaking in tongues. Apparently she also has a condition where her left hand is permanently attached to her head.  Poor thing covers her mouth as if to fight the demons inside.

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