Archive for the Category ‘Humor’

Stalking Your Children

Stalking Your Children

I had to steal this one
Here is a great Onion spoof on stalking your children. Not only does it crack me up, I know too many parents that would watch this and think it is a great idea! Some of my friends should be REALLY happy they didn’t have all of these social [...]

Funny Facebook Postings

Funny Facebook Postings

I haven’t laughed this hard in awhile. This is some great posting on Facebook that makes you scramble for the little delete button. Have a few laughs:
Tracy talks about sex
Husband in Heaven?
Brian in the KKK
Fat Chick Lane
Steve pulls hit and run
Ok, now that you have had your laugh I will sadly ruin it [...]

Police Raid BBQ For Being An “All-Night” Party

Police Raid BBQ For Being An “All-Night” Party

This is just too funny, I am just going to post the Slashdot story since someone went through all the work of having several stories.
“Apparently the police like to spend their time trawling our private information on Facebook looking for criminals. ‘Riot police stormed a man’s 30th birthday barbecue for 15 guests because it was [...]

A Non Apple Related Jailbreak

A Non Apple Related Jailbreak

This had potential, something straight out a movie, sadly it didn’t work out. In hopes of freeing (ironically) a pilot from prison, a group of individuals sent in an inflatable zeppelin so that he could fly over the prison walls. Here is the full story from the Telegraph:
Three people have been arrested after [...]

Girl Possessed By Devil

Check out this video of some chick speaking in tongues. Apparently she also has a condition where her left hand is permanently attached to her head.  Poor thing covers her mouth as if to fight the demons inside.

Movie Reviews Better Than Watching The Movie

Movie Reviews Better Than Watching The Movie

Chick Flicks in 140 Characters or Less – Lemondrop
Ever watch a movie and think, “I’d rather have stuck my finger in my eyeball and swirled it around for a few hours.”?  Luckily, the folks over at lemondrop.com came up with Twitter style reviews of some chick flicks to save you the time of watching these [...]

Astronauts Drinking Piss

Astronauts Drinking Piss

First let me say that typing in ‘glass of pee’ in Google Images has some disturbing results. But no matter how disturbing seeing the pictures was, the thought of drinking piss is still worse. Sure I know it is filtered, but it is a mental thing. That is why I failed out [...]

New Auction Trend?

New Auction Trend?

‘I was attracted to him, so I enjoyed it’: Teen who auctioned off virginity for £8,800 reveals details of her first time | Mail Online
I’m so inspired by this story, I’ve decided to auction my virginity as well.  However, I have to find it first.  I just lost it the other day. I think if [...]