In theory the car is using an SQL injection to drop the picture of the car. You have to give it to some people, that is human ingenuity at it’s best!

(Via Gizmodo)

Here is a great Onion spoof on stalking your children. Not only does it crack me up, I know too many parents that would watch this and think it is a great idea! Some of my friends should be REALLY happy they didn’t have all of these social websites when they were in school. You know what I mean Travis?

Facebook, Twitter Revolutionizing How Parents Stalk Their College-Aged Kids

(Via Gizmodo)

I haven’t laughed this hard in awhile. This is some great posting on Facebook that makes you scramble for the little delete button. Have a few laughs:

Tracy talks about sex

Husband in Heaven?

Brian in the KKK

Fat Chick Lane

Steve pulls hit and run

Ok, now that you have had your laugh I will sadly ruin it for you. Those were actually from hacked accounts. Normally we would probably look down on the hacks, but you have to admit, this stuff is funny. All thanks to 4chan.

(Via Geekologie and 4chan)

This is just too funny, I am just going to post the Slashdot story since someone went through all the work of having several stories.

“Apparently the police like to spend their time trawling our private information on Facebook looking for criminals. ‘Riot police stormed a man’s 30th birthday barbecue for 15 guests because it was advertised as an “all-night” party on Facebook. Four police cars, a riot van, and a force helicopter were dispatched to a privately-owned field in a small village near Sowton, Devon in the UK on Saturday, ordering the party shut down or everyone would be arrested. The birthday barbecue was busted up before they even had a chance to plug the music in, reports the BBC. It was about 4pm when eight officers with camouflage pants and body armor jumped out of their vehicles and ordered everyone out about an hour into the party.’ The event’s organizer, Andrew Poole, said, ‘The police had full-on camouflage trousers on and body-armour, it was ridiculous. There were also several plain-clothes officers as well … they kept on insisting it has been advertised it as an all-night rave on the internet. The times on it were put as “overnight” in case people wanted to sleep-over, but after being explained this they were still banging on saying it was advertised on the internet. They wouldn’t accept it wasn’t a rave. It was in a completely isolated field.

How funny, can you even imagine. I wonder what other tags are being monitored . . .

(Via Slashdot)

This had potential, something straight out a movie, sadly it didn’t work out. In hopes of freeing (ironically) a pilot from prison, a group of individuals sent in an inflatable zeppelin so that he could fly over the prison walls. Here is the full story from the Telegraph:

Three people have been arrested after their plan to aid the escape of an inmate from prison in Las Palmas on the Canary Islands was discovered by police.

They planned to use a 13 foot long remote-controlled airship to deliver night vision goggles, climbing gear and camouflage paint to the Italian convict who would then use the equipment to escape from prison.

It is thought the inmate, identified by police as 52 year-old Giulio B, would use the gear to scale down a prison wall at night where a car would be waiting to take him into hiding.

“He would be transported to a foreign country where he would hide out while he waited for false identity documents and would continue to oversee the shipment of drugs to our country,” a statement released by Spanish police said.

The three people arrested by police had sent up camp in a camouflaged tent on a hill some 600 metres away from the jail where they spent weeks observing security measures at the prison through powerful binoculars and telephoto lenses.

The team of two Spaniards and a Urugauan had set up motion detection sensors around their camp to warn of anyone approaching their stake-out site.

Authorities said they learnt of the plan and intercepted the package containing the inflatable zeppelin when it arrived in the Canary Islands from Bergamo.

The Italian, who police believe is part of a drug trafficking gang, was serving jail time after being caught piloting a sea-plane containing 440 pounds of cocaine from Mauritania to Spain.

(Via Telegraph and Gizmodo)

Check out this video of some chick speaking in tongues. Apparently she also has a condition where her left hand is permanently attached to her head.  Poor thing covers her mouth as if to fight the demons inside.

Ever watch a movie and think, “I’d rather have stuck my finger in my eyeball and swirled it around for a few hours.”?  Luckily, the folks over at lemondrop.com came up with Twitter style reviews of some chick flicks to save you the time of watching these crap movies.

The whole point of Twitter? It forces brevity. These book-smart Tweeters took that idea and gave themselves a fun challenge: Summarize great works of literature in a sentence or two. (Take that, Sparknotes!) For example:

Catcher in the Rye: Rich kid thinks everyone is fake except his little sister. Has breakdown.

Titanic: Boy saves girl. Boy & girl have sweaty sex while you sit next to your mom in theater, horrified. Boy dies, radio plays crap song for months.

via lemondropTechnorati Tags: humor, movies, random

First let me say that typing in ‘glass of pee’ in Google Images has some disturbing results. But no matter how disturbing seeing the pictures was, the thought of drinking piss is still worse. Sure I know it is filtered, but it is a mental thing. That is why I failed out of the NASA program.

The three crew members of the International Space Station raised plastic pouches in a toast of their first taste of urine that had been recycled into drinkable water. “The taste is great,” said Michael R. Barratt, left, a flight engineer. A recycling system, installed last fall, purifies the urine. Recycling is crucial, especially with the station crew expanding to six people this month, because of the cost of transporting water from Earth. At the station’s mission control room in Houston, people cheered and drank similarly recycled water. A distillation unit in the system initially proved balky, and a replacement was brought up and installed in March. After the system passed tests, the station’s two astronauts and one cosmonaut finally took a sip.

Do you think it is purified so much it takes out the asparagus smell even? Did I cross the line? Sorry. And if you don’t know what I am talking about, you need to eat asparagus.

(Via NY Times)

I’m so inspired by this story, I’ve decided to auction my virginity as well.  However, I have to find it first.  I just lost it the other day. I think if you find it within a week or so it’s still fresh. At least that’s what I read on the internet.

A teenager who sold her virginity online for £8,800 has revealed the details of her tryst with the winning bidder.

Alina Percea, 18, auctioned her virginity on a website so that she could afford to pay for her computing degree.

Alina Percea was inspired to auction herself on a German erotic website after reading how American woman Natalie Dylan had put her virginity up for sale for £2.5million

Do I hear $10? No? $5? Throw me a freagin bone here…

via dailymail Technorati Tags: Sex , Random , Humor

“Jam Wow” featuring Vince Offer (Steve Porter’s Sham Wow remix)

I don’t know why all infomercials aren’t like this.  It’s certainly more entertaining.  I’ve got to give it DJ Steve Porter.  Apparently, you can make any name cool by putting “DJ” in front of it and you can pimp out infomercials like a bad ass. Don’t forget to check out Rap Chop.

“Rap Chop” featuring Vince (Steve Porter’s Slap Chop remix)