Archive for the Category ‘Research’

Making It Snow In Flavors

Making It Snow In Flavors

The idea of falling snow being flavored is an abomination on nature, and in return, one of the best idea I have ever heard of! Will it really ever happen, probably not, but we can all hope that science will eventually get this out.
The Cloud Project is a tricky little concept that would spray [...]

More Wiki Fun

More Wiki Fun

Apparently, people are sick of Wikipedia being so bland with only it’s informative text and all.  Now the next time you wiki Coltrane you will get photos and music clips all on one page.   Because opening a new tab in your browser is hard work! Man my index finger is tired from all that clicking.  [...]

Wiki-tarded

Wiki-tarded

Ever read a wiki and think, “Duh, I could have written that.” Well, this post is not for you.  As a matter of fact, if you’ve ever thought that, then go screw yourself.  This post is for people who read a half a wiki and get distracted by pics like this.  If my calculations are [...]

13 Year Old Has No Social Life

13 Year Old Has No Social Life

I was in a geography bee once.  It’s a good thing I was in it too because I get asked about Timis County on a daily basis.  Plus being in a geography bee scares away all those pesky, horny teenage girls.
Yang, of Griffin Middle School in The Colony, Texas, won the annual competition during [...]

WD-40 How I Love You So

WD-40 How I Love You So

When I was a child, nothing smelled better, and was more fun to play with, then WD-40. You used it to lubricate, and more importantly, to shoot an awesome flame. In an effort to be better for the environment (total BS), WD-40 changed the propellant to CO2. While it might have lost [...]

Wolfram Calculates Out the Answer To Life

Wolfram Calculates Out the Answer To Life

Much has been made out of the start up of Wolfram|Alpha. I have not paid much attention, even though it has been carried by Gizmodo, Slashdot, CNET, and everyone else. They even had a live video of the launch, in which it crashed I might add.
So today I ran a couple of searches. [...]

Global Warming Is Such a Joke

Global Warming Is Such a Joke

In keeping with todays movie poster theme, we are going to talk about the crock of global warming. Anyone that actually knows me, knows that I think global warming is a sham. Finally someone in a congressional meeting tells the truth.

Why did you help write the 2001 IPCC report and the [...]

Sticking Sharp Objects In Your Face Is Good For You

Sticking Sharp Objects In Your Face Is Good For You

I assume this lady is being treated for her chronic back problem.  I know whenever my back aches, I like to stick red and white needles in my face so that it makes it look like I have weird side burns.  Then I go out in public and the fear in the all the kids [...]